Have you ever stopped and asked yourself: “Why do those bitches always treat us Nice Guys like shit?”
Well I’ve got something that’s right up your street!
Grrrr! Those bitches!
But of course, I know you better than that. And this thing should have you frothing at the mouth by now, right?
But take a closer look.
Notice how the “good guy” seal actually wants to eat those fish, whereas the “asshole” shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship?
And here’s the kicker: That’s a whale shark. They’re completely harmless and docile, and will never attack people. Seals, on the other hand, are notoriously aggressive animals.
So, uh, yeah.
Maybe you aren’t such a nice guy: