1. Telling the time for the clock-illiterate!
2. The traffic light that basically everyone wants
3. No more surprise bottle caps
4. No more tripping over your phone and nearly killing the both of you!
5. This one’s hot off the presses
6. Just how lazy can you be? There’s always another way:
7. This should be every England park bench ever:
8. No more cutting off your hand/fingers!
9. Vanity has a new name: ironing board.
10. …So lazy you can’t even be bothered to turn your wrist anymore:
I dare you to invent something even better.